The 8yo Me Once Thought...

Here is an ever-growing list of ideas and thoughts my shallow 5-12yo dork brain actually used to be filled with. The views expressed below do not necessarily represent those of the Grown-Up Me, or his affiliates, but probably do! Reader discretion is not advised. :p

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• "Chunky is better than creamy."
• "I hate these zebra-pattern loafers! They keep slipping off."
• "Dolphins are awesome, especially Ecco."
• "I want the Lego Pirate Ship!"
• "My favorite kind of music is Jurassic Park music."
• "Sweat pants are good everyday."
• "Tag...I wrote the book on it."
• "Skim milk is just powder water."
• "Can't choose between the Lego Dual Catapult or the Galactic Scout."
• "Barney's death would be funny."
• "Beer is awful! Unless it's Root Beer."
• "The garbage truck pulling away totally sounds like a T-Rex roar... I'm living in Jurassic Park!" 
• "Girl parts, are they all like that?"
• "The only thing cooler than a train set is a model town to go with it."
• "Maybe clouds do taste like cotton candy? Who knows? Who's tasted one?"
• "'Wild and Crazy Kids' makes me dizzy."
• "More fishing poles, less Little Mermaids."
• "Farts are flammable? Awesome! Now I'm glad we rented Jack!" 
• "Cars with square headlights are modern cars."
• "Eyewitness Books are the best books ever. Lots of pictures!"
• "Tim Allen blowing up the house is worth the wait."
• "The 5-piece McNuggets don't even hit the bottom."
• "Shoes that light up are the coolest."
• "It's pronounced Paper-View, right?"
• "Jurassic Park science, that's totally legit."