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We were fortunate enough to live on the end of an L-curve at the time, which meant we had much more time to grab some fast cash and run out to meet him somewhere along the perimeter. Those other kids who only had one side facing a road usually met up with us in our yard once he stopped. The old guy (always old guys) would pop open the hatch and the whole menu would spill out on the back in colorful, hand-drawn illustrations easy for kids. My brother and I loved the snow cones and Popsicles the best... especially the ones shaped like cartoon characters and the classic "red white and blue" rockets (shaped like uhhh... red rockets). And because like the kid on Seinfeld said, I was a "funny fuck" even back then, I used to love the ones with jokes on them, where the bottom of the stick would say something like, "How did the square become a circle?" And then you'd eat down the Popsicle and the other end would reply, "He cut the corners!"
No cymbals? Okay, how about this one... "Why did the window go to the doctor? Because it had panes!" Or this... "What did one tomato say to the other when rolling down the hill? Don't worry, I'll ketchup!" Or... "What do you call a frog that's illegally parked? A toad!"
Yeah, the jokes were corny, and yes, the smell of burning diesel is not what you think of when you think of sweets, but that was all a part of that classic summertime charm I will never forget. The one big regret I remember having about moving to the new house in 1991 was that the ice cream truck would always skip our street. And whenever he did make a run on it, he really was running. Seriously, they could have got him for speeding.
Okay you tough crowd, here's one... [reads] "Why is life like a penis?" "Often gets hard for no reason... Whoa! Whoa! Not appropriate!"
We actually have an ICECREAM TRUCK IN MY TOWN!!!!!! O_O
ReplyDeleteShe drives around in a mini van and plays the music and has ice cream!! I remember my dad would run for 30 minutes to catch up to our ice cream truck when I lived in Arizona just to get me and my sisters mario/sonic shaped pops with gumball noses! =P