The whole time I became aware I had something to take care of though as I worked to pull it out, and holding it in was not an option anymore! I was even wetting myself a little, which sucked because it was effin cold! So when I'd finished hauling that sled up the hill, I ran off without a word and left her alone there in the white field to die. Though she was curious about what I was doing back there in the trees she didn't wait up for me at the top. She took the sled down again on her own, unbeknownst to me, leaving me stranded. At the time though, I didn't care. I really, desperately, had to squeege. But first, I had to find the "perfect" spot in the snow by the trees (because Marks like me always like to "make their mark"), and then had to coax that turtle out of his shell in the freezing cold for a solid minute (You think it's easy? Try it!). Then finally, finally, I could let it go. Ahhhh... Oh man what a feeling that is! But then I got this "inclination" half way, so it became a stop-n-go adventure for a good thirty seconds on. It came out all bent, crooked, and disjointed like chicken scratch (because a squirt here and a squirt there does not a straight line make), and I couldn't even work up enough to finish! "M... A ..." Come on, just a little more... just a little more... Nothing doing. Dead stop. Oh well.
Let me just stop and say it should be no surprise by now that I am endowed with one of "them things that shall not be named," and yes, I do use it. It's a cool gadget to have, I got to admit, even if it makes you stupid. But writing your name in the snow with it was always more work than it may look like to all those who never tried it. But then again, if you've never tried it, you probably weren't born with that particular drawing tool anyways. All guys have done this, either to practice our writing skills (or aiming skills, since we never master that) or just out of giddy curiosity and fascination over whatever comes out of us (you know, birth envy and all). I was an artist, an actual artist, and a bit of a prodigy, so maybe you can understand why I might feed my fix for creativity with a large Coke put towards a patch of untrodden snow hidden behind the bushes once I'd performed the miracle on it (but don't worry if you can't). I was a kid, give me a break! Everyone does it right?
I soon abandoned my sloppy "pen...manship" and emerged back into the sun and the blinding snow at the top of the hill only to find my girl cousin waving to me from the bottom, having just enjoyed the steeper "big kid" sled run by herself. I guess it was easier to steer without me, since she'd made it to the bottom this time with no problem. But she wasn't about to leave the sled, much less lift a finger to drag it back up the slope to come back for me. I told her "no way" to helping her, and she never let me back on that thing, even though it was mine. She was carrying that thing all over the place like it was hers, and I don't even remember if I ever got it back. So yeah, I learned why girls don't do any of that stuff in the woods.