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| "Resting fart-face." |
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| Mom, they are really busting my ass on those TPS reports. |
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| So this be my MTV Cribz... |
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| Me Tarzan. |
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| "Well ffffffuuuuu..." |
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| Beep bop boop. Dorkatron 9000, antennae awaiting instruction. |
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| e·mas·cu·late : əˈmaskyəˌlāt/ verb, past tense: emasculated; past participle: emasculated 1. to deprive (a man) of his male role or identity. |
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| True story: They wouldn't let me climb on the rocks, and then took the picture. |
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| Merry Christmas you filthy animal! |
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| Mom! Y tho? |
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| Hey! I said to make sure you get "my good side!" |
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| Ways to cover your boner: #347. Christmas edition! |
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| "It's clear from your vacant expression the lights are not all on upstairs..." |
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| Driveway Pimp$ |
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| "Quality steel products for a quality American future." |
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| Ways to cover your boner: #16: (seriously, this happens a lot to guys.) |
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| The dude abides. |
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| "The Good Son is giving him ideas..." |
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| Seriously dad, the hills are boobs. |
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| Way to... un-cover... a fart #12 |
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| That was one nasty gourd. (I'm the one in orange.) |
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| The fireplace has a crease in it. |
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| Dude's gotta dude... when the bathroom is PINK! |
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| Sharky Mark. |
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| Evening ladies... |
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| I'm the king of the world! |
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| Captain Mark on the bridge. |
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| Hey ladies... |
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| We found the inbred Culkin. |
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| 0.05 seconds before the middle finger comes out. |
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| Yes... The Good Son is giving me ideas... |
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| The one kid who only aims for the NUTS. |
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| "Ay caramba!" |
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| I can't put my arms down! |
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| I don't always say "hey ladies..." but when I do... I prefer you lady. |
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| "The spending appropriations bill approves 1.9 billion dollars in taxpayer funded stipends directly... out my butt." |
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| Phase 1. Be absolutely obsessed with girls. Phase 2. ??? Phase 3. Profit. |
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| Hey don't hate the playah. |
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| Fart-face lives on. |
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